Friday, February 19, 2010

Pain in the ass...

Ben, Harry, Jerry, Sean, Tom, Jim, Percy, Ron and Chris planned a day out. They went and watched 'Final Destination 3' and then went to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster.

They sat on the ride and strapped themselves in. Then suddenly Ron, the party pooper in the otherwise enthusiastic group, had a premonition and a muscle in his bum started spasming uncontrollably.
He yelled at all his friends to get off the ride and all of them got off, if a little reluctantly.

And what do you know, like in the movie they had just watched, the ride did crash, killing everyone on it!!!

Then Ben aptly observed, "Ass twitch in time, saved nine"

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