Ben, Harry, Jerry, Sean, Tom, Jim, Percy, Ron and Chris planned a day out. They went and watched 'Final Destination 3' and then went to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster.
They sat on the ride and strapped themselves in. Then suddenly Ron, the party pooper in the otherwise enthusiastic group, had a premonition and a muscle in his bum started spasming uncontrollably.
He yelled at all his friends to get off the ride and all of them got off, if a little reluctantly.
And what do you know, like in the movie they had just watched, the ride did crash, killing everyone on it!!!
Then Ben aptly observed, "Ass twitch in time, saved nine"
Friday, February 19, 2010
Groovy Movie...
The teller at the Bellagio, Las Vegas was pissed off, and with good reason!
She had been using Groove, the Microsoft Office product which synchronises data across multiple computers, and it worked like a dream, coordinating across multiple cash collection points across the huge casino.
Now, out of the blue, MS had revoked their license on a whim, and she was determined to not let the matter go lightly.
She sued the living daylights out of MS and as you know, 'the house never loses' so she did finally win the case.
This was made into movie and it was called "House Teller got her Groove back"
She had been using Groove, the Microsoft Office product which synchronises data across multiple computers, and it worked like a dream, coordinating across multiple cash collection points across the huge casino.
Now, out of the blue, MS had revoked their license on a whim, and she was determined to not let the matter go lightly.
She sued the living daylights out of MS and as you know, 'the house never loses' so she did finally win the case.
This was made into movie and it was called "House Teller got her Groove back"
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